"If the old Thickburger was 'food porn', the new Monster Thickburger is the fast-food equivalent of a snuff movie," - The Telegraph UK
"Cardiac surgeons, expect a busy century. The era of the über-burger is upon us." - Conde Nast Portfolio
"There's another guy wearing Jared's old pants now," - USA Today
"Why do you hate me?" - My heart, in a recent voice-mail found on my cell phone.